Yep, a newsletter. You probably know the drill by now.
I can promise you that this won’t turn into a spam-o-rama fest.
I would like to inform you when something relevant happens however. You know, the BIG news.
I hope that sounds good to you.

And if not, you can always unsubscribe – but before you do, think of the kittens. The sad, teary-eyed kittens. Who will feed them now, that’s all I’d like to know.